Friday, May 24, 2019

Red Rider

Wolf: Out alone in the woods, are we? Little Red: Ooh! A wolf! See, Grandma made me this riding cape- Wolf: Huh? Red: -but we don't have horses or anything else I can ride, and it always seemed like such a pity- Wolf: What? Red: -but you're just the right size, and you can keep me safe from scary things in the forest! Wolf: Now hold up-! Cut to Red riding the wolf up to her grandmother's house. Her grandma is working in her flower garden, and looks up in confusion. Red: Hi, Grandma! Mom and I baked you some cookies! Wolf (muttering under his breath): "Stay with the pack," the Alpha said. "Leave little kids alone," the Alpha said. But did I listen? Noo-ooo! Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb...

Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go! 
My wolf knows the way, and he better pray this doesn't stay status quo.
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