Bloodhound

A vampire in tow can be both a hematologist's worst nightmare and greatest weapon. 

Cart of the Joust

Dedicated to all sleep-deprived supermarket employees currently facing an onslaught of pre-holiday shoppers and the madness that comes with them, to the employees of stores in general who are trying to retain the will to live with Black Friday looming ahead, and to employees everywhere whose bosses can't permit a little semi-harmless letting off of steam. 

DVDon't

Tabasco sauce was not meant to be used in this fashion.  Of course, neither was ritualistic sacrifice.  Clearly the rule book was not prepared for every eventuality. 

Uniformly Drab

Finally, some honesty in advertising.  If it's a "neutral" color, shouldn't it induce merely shrugs instead of utter revulsion? 

This sort of thing is bad enough under normal circumstances.  However, I've traveled through some areas in which there is not only an excessive display of cookie-cutter beige-blah housing, but are also in climates where in fall and early spring, the landscape is the exact same "color."  Admittedly, I think the dead grass pulled it off better. 

It's Not Safe To Dance

If you feel the impulse do something that could wreck your reputation as a fearsome supernatural predator... lock your doors first.