Friday, November 15, 2019

DVDon't

Top five signs that a kid has forced her parents to watch the same movie too many times.  The "signs" are five wordless panels showing the parents getting increasingly frustrated until they sacrifice the video (Fairy Baby Adventures) in the final panel.  5.  Parents are mildly annoyed  4.  Father tries to escape while a weary mother pulls him back into the room  3.  Father chugs a bottle of tabasco sauce while mother reads through The Anarchist Cookbook  2.  Mother huddles behind the couch in tears while father comforts her  1.  Sacrifice time

Tabasco sauce was not meant to be used in this fashion.  Of course, neither was ritualistic sacrifice.  Clearly the rule book was not prepared for every eventuality. 

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