Friday, November 29, 2019

Bloodhound

A vampire is tied to a chair and forced to smell out and identify blood types at a blood drive. Vampire: *sniff sniff* A-negative. *sniff* AB-negative. *sniff sniff* O-positive. Volunteer: The judge sentenced him to community service.

A vampire in tow can be both a hematologist's worst nightmare and greatest weapon. 
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