Friday, December 20, 2019

Pageant Tangent

Santa Claus (in Sinterklaas mode):  Before we begin our annual North Pole Nativity Pageant, I'd like to make it clear that once again, despite Pete's excessive requests, Herod and his excruciating death will not be in the play.  Black Pete:  But there's so much karma to be had!

There's always that one guy.

If you were wondering about how Herod died, let's just say that he got sick.  Really, really sick.  Exactly with what is up for debate, but the symptoms were nasty enough that I shall decline to elaborate.  But he really, really had it coming. 

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