Friday, July 9, 2021

A Basic Guide to Automotive Controls

Car steering wheel and dashboard labeled with descriptions like "steering mechanism/blunt force trauma inflictor" (steering wheel), "you nearly killed me, you idiot' button" (horn), "happy anti-death balloon compartment" (air bag), "lazy enablers" (cruise control), "cop proximity indicator" (speed gauge), "I wonder how high this goes?" (odometer), "heat meter" (engine temperature), "cool meter" (RPM gauge), "inverted prayer gauge" (fuel gauge), "courtesy toggle" (headlight and turn signal lever), "visibility toggle" (windshield wipers), "panic button" (hazard lights), "musical disk nom-nommer" (CD drive), "panic meter" (clock), "head-bob-inducing mechanism" (radio), "personal weather system" (fan controls), "hurricane dial" (fan strength), "sweat dial" (temperature control), "Go Dogs Go!" (gas pedal)


 Cars have a lot of little buttons to keep track of.  Hopefully this helps. 

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