Friday, September 29, 2023

Roses are Blood-Red

A florist is outside her shop, carrying in some flowers. A vampire comes up behind her, she turns around, holding roses. Vampire: Your blood is mine-! Vampire (falling down backwards): Gah! Roses! *hack* can't breathe... The florist considers this for a minute. The final panel shows her putting up a sign in her shop reading, "Ask about our vampire removal services!"

For when you need to repel vampires and aren't as fond of garlic.  Hawthorn also works. 

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