Friday, January 19, 2024

Overly Long Plot

The evil queen is plotting an elaborate scheme to get rid of Snow White. She's so into it that she doesn't notice Snow overhearing it, grabbing a backpack, and heading for the hills. Queen: Snow White has got to go. I know! I'll throw her in a cage in the woods... ...the huntsman will need a shovel to get through there... ...I'll need to offer three turnips... ...which will cause the rope to disintigrate... ...and then I'll eat her heart! Is that a little much? Handmirror: You realize she left, like, four hours ago?

I bet that mirror wishes it could have left with Snow White instead of having to listen to that entire monologue. 

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