Saturday, February 24, 2024

Water Plus Fire

Poodle (water dog) + dalmatian (fire dog) = Steam(punk) dog!

Where there's steam, sooner or later there shall be steampunk. 

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Saturday, February 17, 2024

Series Serious

A boy and girl at the library both go for a book at the same time. Boy: Oh, pardon me. Girl: Sorry. Boy: You like this series too? Girl: It's my favorite! I've read the whole thing a dozen times. Boy: Me too! All the characters and monsters are so cool! Girl: I know, right? And that part when Jared summons the Revenant Sword? Boy: Oh, that was beautiful. I just wish that people would stop- Girl: The only problem is that people keep- unison: -reading the books chronologically instead of in publication order! They exchange glances, and then start kissing. Librarian (confused): Wait. Aren't those horror books?

And they all lived happily ever after.  Hopefully. 

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Friday, February 9, 2024

Masculine Sparkles

A guy and a girl are looking at a catalog advertising "feminine rhinestone accents" on one of its t-shirts. Girl: Does this mean that "masculine rhinestone accents" is also a thing? Guy: Give me five minutes and a glue gun, and I'll make it a thing.

We should probably be afraid. 

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Friday, February 2, 2024

Condorian Gray

The Picture of Condorian Gray (Dorian Gray as a condor bird) "I can't tell the difference." "Rude."

Did his wish to stay young and beautiful forever come true?  The world may never know. 

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