Dilettante Comics: April 2024

Friday, April 26, 2024

The Cat's Funeral

Alex is digging the grave while Erin looks into the box. Erin: You know, I think he's still giving me a death glare. Which is actually kind of funny. Alex: Okay, I think it's deep enough now. Erin (putting the box in): Should I say a few words? They stand and bow their heads. Siren the cat, we didn't know you very long, though you looked at us with great reproach. But may you find sunlit meadows, plenty of food, and no carrot cultists. Amen. Alex (starts filling in the hole and singing): Sweet dreams are made of these, who am I to disagree? Erin joins in. I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody is looking for something...

The true story of a funeral held for a particularly ornery cat. R.I.P. Siren.

Friday, April 19, 2024

Blood in de Nile

Vampires congregate when Moses turns the Nile to blood. "It's true! God loves vampires!" "No, He doesn't!"

The reason why holy water was invented.

Friday, April 12, 2024

High School Lesson #5422

Two kids hide in a tree from an angry billy goat. "I think I'm going to be late for school." "Yeah, this was a mistake." High School Lesson #5422: Do not taunt the goat.

These horns were made for ramming, and that's just what they'll do.

Friday, April 5, 2024

Wingman

Anni Seed dresses up a pilot because Andrew said he needed a wingman. Andrew: I'm heading out, Anni. I... What are you doing? Anni: You said you needed a wingman for your date. Andrew: First of all, you're not a man in any sense of the word...

...But she gets points for trying to help.

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