Bull Shark

Come for the safety risk.  Stay for the sanitation hazard.  

Poodle Revolution

For reference, the "continental clip" is the official name of that particularly silly haircut used for poodles in dog shows.  In theory it's based on the haircut used for poodles who actually needed to swim, or at least is a caricature of it.  Meanwhile, multicolored poodles are prohibited from competition.  Not the dumbest thing to ever show up in conformity shows, but still worth an eye-roll. 

Stinging Petal

Not a single one is the result of natural selection.  

Yes, this one is a day late.  My brain wasn't functioning yesterday.  Possibly not today either, judging by this. 

Metamorph

Your results may vary. 

A Page of History

The origin of HTTP codes, to the exasperation of many knights.