Friday, May 31, 2024

Bull Shark

A pair of merman police officers come to an old mermaid's front door. Officer: Ma'am, we've been getting complaints that you're keeping a bull shark in your home. Cut to a shot of a shark wearing a dog collar clearly visible and eating messily behind the lady. Mermaid: No idea what you're talking about.

Come for the safety risk.  Stay for the sanitation hazard.  

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