Friday, September 13, 2024

Now and Future Queen

Some adults coo over an adorable baby. An older child approaches and addresses the baby. Adult: What a little darling! Adult: Aren't you precious? Yes, you are! Child: You see this? You're cute, and everyone knows it. So this is your mission: You must exploit this as much as humanly possible. You shall win their hearts. You shall control their minds. Remember me, oh future queen, when you conquer the Earth! Ah-ha-ha!!! The child leaves. The baby giggles. The adults stare at her with great concern.

People don't usually worry about an infant's potential for megalomania.  Time to start worrying. 

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