Friday, September 27, 2024

Royal Pains

Royal Servant: At last, we found you! The lost heir to the throne of Strudelberg! Queen: What? Servant: The royal castle has an ancient history, and a wonderful assortment of insanity-inducing ghosts! Our citizens so enjoy forming angry mobs. What fun! Man-eating griffins sometimes attack the kingdom, but that only happens every few days. Well, what do you think? Queen: I think I'm quitting. Servant: You're the queen! You can't- Queen: Byeee!

They probably should have eased her into this a bit more slowly.  A decade is a good minimum. 

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