Saturday, December 28, 2024

Hanukkaaaaaaaaaah!

Things you're not allowed to do at Hanukkah: -Roast marshmallows over the menorah -Substitute poutine for latkes -Actually gamble during the dreidel game -Refer to the Maccabees as the "Macca-honey-bees" -Weaponize the menorah in any way, shape, or form -Be deliberately impertinent in your spelling of the word

But let's be honest - all of these have probably been done at some point. 

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