Cat Wanna

And thus the world was saved by a herd of cats and a crazy lady with a katana (cat-tana, get it?  Oh, never mind....) 

And thus a certain cartoonist admitted to herself that she had probably been watching too many cheesy monster B-movies lately.

Desperate Times

Karaoke is designed to provide entertainment to amateur singers, and torture for everyone else. 
I wouldn't mind so much if the singers would either refrain from doing this on public property, or else learn to actually sing in tune.

...

Wow.  For a second I actually fooled myself into thinking that was possible.

Fly-by-Night

 

Vampires are often depicted with shapeshifting abilities, and according to Slavic folklore, they turned into butterflies.  Yes, really. 
Other forms include, of course, the popular bat, cats (with two tails), and sometimes even dogs. 

And in case you're wondering, yes, there is such thing as vampire deer. 
Now you'll never look at Bambi the same way again. 

You're welcome.

Brain Bleach

 

Forget lightsabers.  Someone go invent actual brain bleach.  Now.  You will be a hero to the universe.

Mouseworks

Just as long as your computer has a mouse instead of a rat....

Night to Bear Arms

For the record, I'm still following my "killing people is bad" policy.  I just find that venting my aggressions through art is cheaper than therapy. 

On a related not, could someone please explain to me whether or not redecorating the living room in the middle of the night is really a normal-person thing?  I'm not normal, so I wouldn't know.

My Brother, the Vampire

Aren't you glad you don't have Dracula for a brother? 

...Unless, of course, you do, in which case you have my profound sympathy.