Saturday, October 15, 2011

Hades' Lament

Hades: It's not fair Anubis: Here we go again Hades: I mean, you're lord of the Underworld, and no one ever gave you a hard time It's Set who's the bad guy And people are busy worrying about Loki, so they never bother Hel either Hel plays cards with Sedna and the Grim Reaper: Hey, you get a planetoid named after you Don't complain Hades: I'm not even the one who goes around collecting souls That's Thanatos' job Hel: Speaking of which, where is he Freya: Went to pick up a movie La Calavera Catrina: Oh, stop taking it so personally Humans are just lazy and like shortcuts for instant bad guys Hades: If you say so It's just that there are hundreds of Greek monsters and bad-tempered gods to choose from instead, so why am I always the bad guy Thanatos walks in holding a DVD: Hey, guys I just picked up the remake of Clash of the Titans Hades screams Sedna: You just had to do that Thanatos: Heh Oops Freya phone calls: Hey Persephone, could you come pick up your husband Please
 
The problem with being a god of death is that you're an easy target for bad guy status. 
The problem with being immortal is that all your friends have heard your complaints already. 

Featured here are Hades/Pluto, Anubis, Freya, Hel, The Grim Reaper, Sedna, La Calavera Catrina, and Thanatos.  I thought about adding a few more, but not today.  I need sleep.

P.S.  Yes, that movie was dreadful.  Spiffy new CGI graphics does not a good movie make. 
Plus they screwed up the Greek myths.  Again.
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