Saturday, May 4, 2013

Don't Do Blood

Vampire hangs onto a nurse's leg as she carts a blood unit IV stand  Vampire: Just one little sip  Pretty please  Nurse: Let go of me, or I'll defibrillate you

The first rule of medicine is to do the patient no harm. 
But I'm pretty sure that doesn't apply here. 

Now, who wants to see a vampire defibrillated?


P.S.  I recently discovered that you can buy replica blood units filled with candy cherry syrup for the purpose of freaking people out.  I learned this from my new roommate. 
I'm still trying to decide if I should be amused or frightened. 

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