Let's be honest. The Zombie Apocalypse concept has been done to death. Practically every possible angle has been explored approximately 4.8 times over. The horse has been beaten to glue. Millions of people have meticulously prepared themselves for a disaster that is pretty much an impossibility.
Meanwhile, the far more deadly and plausible threat of rock bunnies has never been discussed by the public.
Don't wait until it's too late, people. Start taking precautions against the Rock Bunny Apocalypse today.
(And let's face it. If there actually were a Zombie Apocalypse, I'd be more scared of the squirrel zombies than the regular kind. Those things are vicious.)
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