Friday, March 14, 2014

Super Spit-Take

Superheroes meet  Pulstar: and I'm sure you've heard of Gigaton  Psychestream: Oh, you mean Super Spit  Flash back to heroes in meeting, with Gigaton, Galestrom, Depthcharge, Triskelion, Pulstar, Flicker, Shadowglance, Electrifly, and Resonance attending  Triskelion: We now have a shot of putting an end to Mad Sphinx's schemes  Our sources say his real name is Mason Springer  Gigaton drinks water  Gaelstrom: Isn't that the guy who's dating your sister  Gigaton does a spit-take, which blasts water across the room, through the wall, and into orbit  Gigaton: That was only once, and it was very justified  Pulstar: I'm guessing your power isn't tact

Super strength comes with a few drawbacks.  Others include accidentally slamming doors too hard and breaking keyboards when you type too fast.  Although to be honest, pretty much any power can go wrong.

I came up with a bunch of superheroes in my spare time, partially for fun and mostly because I need them for a short story I'm writing.  In the meantime, you lucky readers get to enjoy their not-quite-heroic antics.  So without further ado, here they all are (left to right, powers included):

Panels #1, 2, and 9:  Psychestream (telekinesis), Pulstar (light powers), and Gigaton (super strength, of course)
Panels #3-5:  Galestrom (wind), Depthcharge (water), and Triskelion (no powers, but lots of cool gizmos)
Panel #6:  Flicker (super speed), Shadowglance (force fields), Resonance (sound powers), and Electrifly (electricity)

And before anyone asks, the superhero base is hidden in part of a mountaintop weather station. 

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Dilettante Comics - the other DC.

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Oh, come on.  I've waited forever to use that joke. 

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