Friday, July 25, 2014

Beware the Shiny

Erin and roommates clean the kitchen  Does anyone remember who all these knives belong to  Huh  Not a clue  If no one wants them, I'll have them  Carries off mass of knives  She's going to kill people  Uh-oh

This week concluded my final semester at college (Hallelujah!!! (nobody jinx it)).  As a side effect, I also had to pack, clean, and remove myself from my apartment, along with the rest of my roommates.  Unfortunately, there was a lot of unclaimed junk lying around, a result of several semesters' worth of roommates bequeathing stuff to other roommates, who then promptly forgot about it.  That led to this happening.  To elaborate, this roommate is one of a pair (the other wasn't present at the time) who are the very closest of friends when they are not actively trying to kill each other.  As in, one once literally tried to bite the other's face off.  How we avoided having blood splattered across the walls remains a mystery to me.  So you can understand why one of them being in possession of a large quantity of knives was of concern to the rest of us, even if none of use would be sharing an apartment with them again.  Pray for their future roommates. 

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Finals: Flooding 101



School hallways are flooded with muddy water, to the dismay of teachers and students  You really should stop praying that finals will be delayed

Be careful what you wish for...

So thanks to my school's weird schedule, finals week for the semester is currently in full force.  Naturally, so is Murphy's Law.  Tuesday started out like a typical hot, sunny July day.  Then it hailed.  Then it stopped for a while, and then started raining.  A lot.  I didn't think too much of it until I looked outside my apartment and saw that there was a river where our parking lot had been.  This was only the beginning.  The majority of the sidewalks were submerged, half of the buildings on campus were flooded, and the testing center had been shut down.  The storm drains installed around campus did approximately zilch because apparently no one had thought to keep them clean.  Needless to say, everyone was soaked when it was over and the entire town was declared out-of-order.
This was, of course, the day that I had books due back at the library. 
Fortunately, no one (as far as I know) was hurt, all but one of the campus buildings was reopened the next day, and my apartment was spared, which allowed me to somewhat enjoy this bizarre turn of events.  As for the people downhill of where I live... er, not so much.  To those people, I really am sorry and I hope you can forgive me for making light of what happened and not try to hunt me down.  Hopefully we can all laugh about it in a few years. 



Friday, July 11, 2014

Go Notes, Go!

Music students walk trailing homework sheets in a fit of hysteria  Black notes, white notes, black-and-white notes  Go notes, go  Cram sesson's over  It's bedtime now


And so concludes another typical music major study session, in preparation for the onslaught that is finals week.  Cake shall be awarded to those who survive.  Flowers shall be given to those who don't. Or was it the other way around?

...Probably the first one.  Anyone know a good florist around here? 

Saturday, July 5, 2014

National Gridlock Night

People backed up on highway on Independence Day listen to car radio  Thanks everyone for watching the freedom celebraion fireworks show  We'll have great music for the next two hours while you're stuck in traffic


Otherwise known as the reason why those who live in towns with firework shows and want to retain any semblance of sanity stick to watching the show from the back roads a few miles away.  

To those who decide that it's worth the hassle to get seats up close: the radio personnel never sleep anyway, so they have a bit of a warped sense of humor when it comes to this sort of thing.  At least there will be lots of pretty (illegal) fireworks to watch on the sidelines as you inch your way home.