Saturday, July 5, 2014

National Gridlock Night

People backed up on highway on Independence Day listen to car radio  Thanks everyone for watching the freedom celebraion fireworks show  We'll have great music for the next two hours while you're stuck in traffic


Otherwise known as the reason why those who live in towns with firework shows and want to retain any semblance of sanity stick to watching the show from the back roads a few miles away.  

To those who decide that it's worth the hassle to get seats up close: the radio personnel never sleep anyway, so they have a bit of a warped sense of humor when it comes to this sort of thing.  At least there will be lots of pretty (illegal) fireworks to watch on the sidelines as you inch your way home. 

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