Mental Dental

I actually overheard that first comment directed at some mystery patient during a dentist appointment.  I think it was a joke.  Probably.  Maybe. 

Noah's Archive

And they haven't even gotten through the first forty days yet, though I supposed it could be worse.  At least it's not "Pollo Polo."
Now, place your bets on how long it takes before someone comes up with "Cricket Cricket."

Fair Enough

If you think you can ask an all-knowing magic mirror the exact same question every single day without it getting snarky, you're just kidding yourself.

Color will arrive at some point in the future, once I gain some of that mythical thing called "sleep."  Guess I need to eat more apples.

UPDATE:  There is now color, and while I don't know whether or not it is now considered fairer in comic terms, it's at least a lot prettier. 

Zebrano Forte

I'm actually quite clueless as to the musicality level of zebras, but I'm too tired to research it right now.

Last Night of School

It's bad enough that merely glancing away will cause the chalkboard to recollect its prior mess. 

No matter how joyous the occasion, there's always that one teacher who ruins the fun.  Whether or not the fun deserves to be ruined is something we won't go into right now.