Friday, June 29, 2018

Mental Dental

A collection of mothers and fathers sit in the waiting room at the dentists' office while their children have appointments.  Things a parent doesn't want to overhear at the dentist:  "Have you been chewing rocks in your sleep?"  "I did not know teeth could turn that color."  "Stop biting the X-ray machine!"  "Huh.  Does your mom know you're a vampire?"  "Say what?!?"

I actually overheard that first comment directed at some mystery patient during a dentist appointment.  I think it was a joke.  Probably.  Maybe. 

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