Friday, September 27, 2019

Written in Chalk

A student writes lines on the chalkboard as punishment. However, the sentence he's writing says he won't repeat a ludicrously specific incident. "I will not sneak into the administrative offices, steal a book, and use it in an arcane ritual that rips a hole between dimensions, thereby releasing horrors onto campus, disrupting class, angering a local horde of vampires, and terrorizing a bus full of puppies."

When you need to drive home the fact that a student has just exercised an appalling lack of common sense, and you're not allowed to make him flat-out write "I am an idiot" a hundred times, there's this. 
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