Friday, August 7, 2020

Albino Plants

Students and a guide enter a greehouse. Guide: ...and here, we have one of the largest collections of albino plants in the country. Because they lack chlorophyll, they resort to parasitism to survive. Dr Hellbine has spent the last thirty years researching them. Student: Dr Hellbine? Guide: He's behind you. Hellbine: Good evening. The students turn around and see that Dr Hellbine is a vampire. Student: I have no further questions.

I'm sure some other people have quite a lot of questions, but that's for another day. 
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