Friday, August 28, 2020

Arrival Via the Strait of Jacket

A king and a prince look over a ballroom of princesses.  Prince:  I really don't think I'm going to find a future wife here.  All these princesses are either self-centered or scary-crazy!  King:  Son, I'm sure if you just give them a chance-  A princess in a straitjacket enters the room.  Servant:  Presenting Princess Schizophrene de Mentia from the Kingdom of Psychotia!  King:  ...Okay, you may have a point.  Prince:  If anyone asks, I'll be in my room, staring into space.

This is not the Cinderella you're looking for. 

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