Dilettante Comics: September 2024

Friday, September 27, 2024

Royal Pains

Royal Servant: At last, we found you! The lost heir to the throne of Strudelberg! Queen: What? Servant: The royal castle has an ancient history, and a wonderful assortment of insanity-inducing ghosts! Our citizens so enjoy forming angry mobs. What fun! Man-eating griffins sometimes attack the kingdom, but that only happens every few days. Well, what do you think? Queen: I think I'm quitting. Servant: You're the queen! You can't- Queen: Byeee!

They probably should have eased her into this a bit more slowly. A decade is a good minimum.

Friday, September 20, 2024

Businessman!

Businessman superhero - Businessman to the rescue!

Here to right corporate wrongs!

Friday, September 13, 2024

Now and Future Queen

Some adults coo over an adorable baby. An older child approaches and addresses the baby. Adult: What a little darling! Adult: Aren't you precious? Yes, you are! Child: You see this? You're cute, and everyone knows it. So this is your mission: You must exploit this as much as humanly possible. You shall win their hearts. You shall control their minds. Remember me, oh future queen, when you conquer the Earth! Ah-ha-ha!!! The child leaves. The baby giggles. The adults stare at her with great concern.

People don't usually worry about an infant's potential for megalomania. Time to start worrying.

Friday, September 6, 2024

Floral Necromancy

A necromancer's spells only work on plants I summon the spirit of this deceased begonia!

Ran out of stuff to summon, or is just lousy at working with non-plants? You decide.

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