Leashes

I don't know for sure, but I strongly suspect that modern men's formalwear was invented by a woman.

Intravenomous

Wars are won and lost in the name of a good pun.

And yes, vampires being allergic to roses really is a thing.  I bet that could lead to a lot of interesting promotional sales at florist shops. 

Frankenstein's Comic

So I keep a list of all the ideas I come up with for future comics in a text document, and sometimes weird things happen.  I actually noticed this coincidence a while ago, but had to wait until I was too tired to veto this as a stupid idea. 

High School Lesson #2156

Yes, this is a continuation of last week, because I think we all knew it was coming.  The insanity plea can only pacify the janitor to a certain point when there's fry sauce on the walls. 

High School Lesson #2155

Sheesh.  Just one month and a few demon marmots, and the man's already cracked. 

Scream Sundae

Anything theoretically edible can be used as an ice cream topping.  That doesn't mean it should be. 

Cretaceous Concert

After the sheet music mix-ups, frozen French horns, jalapeño jam, flood, and tromboon, you'd think that high school band couldn't get much weirder.  Challenge accepted.

At least it ought to get him extra credit in both band and science class.