Saturday, August 9, 2014

The Cake Vampire

Movie poster  Hollow masses of icing left in her wake  No cake is safe  The Cake Vampire  coming soon

And don't miss the sequel:  The Cupcake Vampire!

This is the reason why so many bakers coat their cakes in four-inch-thick layers of heavily food-colored frosting:  to provide extra protection against cake vampires.

At least, that's what I assume.  I certainly can't think of a better explanation. 

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