Friday, September 2, 2016

Snuffed Out

Mel: Pearl, the assistant manager's looking for you Pearl: Hmm Miss Ayers Miss Aries: You're Pearl Hawthorn Pearl: Er, yes Miss A: You've been lighting candles in your room, which is in violation of Section 5, Paragraph 3 of the renter's agreement Please pay this fine and remove all candles from your apartment, or risk eviction from this complex Carmine: Such a pity Would you like to borrow my electric candles Pearl: And if I put a stake through her heart right now, how much would I be fined Miss A: A lot more than you want to pay

Now she'll need to find a new way to consecrate her axes.  And her roommates (quietly) rejoiced. 
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