Pan Pan-Pan Pan

I don't feel nearly as guilty about this as I really should. 

In fact, I could have gone further and included the Polish card game Pan, camera panning, Mexico's Partido Acción Nacional, the international urgency signal PAN-PAN, and the ancient Hindu kingdom of Panpan. 
Panpan PAN Pan Pan PAN-PAN Pan Pan-Pan Pan. 

High School Lesson #3972

Don't acknowledge the cultists.  It only encourages them. 

Grammaticollapse

She might be compensating for something. 

Stalk Like an Egyptian

Wherever and whenever vital fluids are being drained, blood-sucking fiends will follow.  As if reaching the Egyptian afterlife wasn't complicated enough already. 

While sketching this out, I seriously considered if there was any tasteful way to depict a severed liver.  I found none.  Lucky you. 

High School Lessons on Webtoon (Special Announcement!)

I'm pleased to announce that I just started a new webcomic on Webtoon!  It's called High School Lessons, which naturally is based off the "High School Lessons" cartoons that keep showing up here.  The new webcomic follows Rowan Wolford, a former student at Westpoint High, as she recounts the crazy things that have happened there.  Don't worry - I'll still be posting HSL cartoons here - you just get extra comics every week. 

Read the first episode here. 

Thanks, everyone! 

Arrival Via the Strait of Jacket

This is not the Cinderella you're looking for. 

Bison Set

A brief introduction to sports in Yellowstone Park invented solely to thrust karma upon the heads of obnoxious tourists who yes, were warned.  Many, many many times. 

While drawing this, I discovered that the scientific name for the Plains bison subspecies (a.k.a. the kind that lives in Yellowstone) is Bison bison bison.  I felt that it was important that you know this.