Friday, March 15, 2019

Manner of Speaking

A vampire tries to talk to his mother while in the middle of chomping on a victim.  Kid (muffled):  Hey, Mom?  After I finish my snack, can you help me with my homework?  Mother:  Don't talk with your mouth full.

Twelve out of ten victims agree that manners are important, no matter what your diet is. 

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