Friday, March 8, 2019

Cop Stop

Things a cop doesn't want to hear when he asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" - "Apparently not fast enough." "I dunno. The speedometer broke a few years ago." "What, I'm supposed to keep track?" "Faster than that Eldritch Abomination my cousin awakened. Erm... actually you might want to hide now."

I've never been pulled over, but I suspect that these are all extremely bad ways to try and get out of a ticket.  Nobody test this. 
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