Friday, January 10, 2020

Stop! In the Name of Blood

Vampire Night School is in session.  Teacher:  Everyone should have a copy of this semester's syllabus.  Please note the dates of the exams-  Student (reading):  "Must demonstrate ability to distinguish between victim and stop sign pole."  Are you seriously testing us on that?  Teacher:  Yes.  My nephew failed, so it was deemed necessary.  Student:  You're kidding.  Teacher (holding up photo proof):  I am not.

The new lowest standard has been set. 

Just to be clear, I wrote the script for this comic before I came up with the title. 

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