New Year Loop

I suspect that several of this family's New Year Resolutions are going to be influenced by this little incident. 

Christmas Bop

Merry Christmas!

Spiritual Experience

Just let them have this. 

A Musical Clatter

It's not Christmas without music, right?  

The Christmas Movie Generator

How to come up with a lot of ideas for Christmas romance stories in a short amount of time.  Not necessarily good ideas, but they're ideas. 

Special Containment Unit

A spiritual companion to a comic I drew a while back.   And a fairly good visualization of what goes on in my head every year. 

Black Friday Deal

And yes, I'm sorely tempted to hang up an ad like this, just see how many people would take it seriously.  

Catfish

I think this fish has a prior claim. 

Brainless

 What do you do when you need to draw something completely brainless?  This, of course. 

High School Lesson #4814

There's a moral to this story, but I'm not sure if it benefits the student or teacher more. 

Rock and Roll All Halloween Nite

He's probably right, but Rule of Funny.   

In any case, we have a cartoon deer with no visible mouth dressing as a guy known for having a long tongue. This out to get interesting.

Questionable Decor

Congratulations.  You managed to confuse and concern even personifications of Death.  

So this here is Sedlec Ossuary, located at a Roman Catholic chapel in the Czech Republic.  At one point an abbot sprinkled some dirt he had collected from Golgotha over the cemetery, which resulted in a slightly ridiculous number of people wanting to be buried there.  After six hundred years, and after many, many attempts at getting all the bones organized, they finally employed a guy named František Rint to do the job.  This was a mistake.  His idea of organization was crafting human remains into chandeliers and garlands.  He signed his name to his work - in bones, of course.  And now it forever serves as inspiration for filmmakers who need creepy backdrops.  I'm sure that's definitely what those monks intended. 

Egyptian Zombie

To be fair, Egyptian mummies have pretty good reasons for desiring brains.  

Guard Dog

Beware the power of triple-strength puppy dog eyes.  

Roses are Blood-Red

For when you need to repel vampires and aren't as fond of garlic.  Hawthorn also works. 

Featherbrain

Honestly, if you have enough phoenix feathers on hand to build a house out of, I and probably several governments have a lot of questions for you.

Toga Yoga

The Romans were so advanced that they created the most impractical clothing possible.  

And before anyone asks, yes the Romans participated in the Olympics, which lasted nearly to 400 A.D.  And they had contact with India, so they may have even heard about yoga!  But probably not like this. 

Solomon's Wisdom

When God gives you wisdom, He kind of expects you to use it.  And if you don't, well... 

Moose Take

I'm pretty sure "hypothetically" is the word that strikes more dread into a parent than any other. 

Composition Crash

True story from college, courtesy of the Composition Teacher From the Infernal Pit.   You know, I never found out what the fallout for my classmate was. 

Sparkles and Sprinkles

Different people have different ideas of "magical."  

Hibiscus Moon

Full moons can be mysterious and spooky, or bright and tropical.  Or both! 

I originally started drawing this as a project for Threadless, but thought people over here would appreciate it too. 

Carry-Out, Carrion

They must have some really good air fresheners in there.  

Holey Rabbit

Good thing those astronauts aren't from Australia. 

"-at" as in Bat

Obviously it's because he tried to throw the silent G concept at small children.  

Flutter Butter

They got their name for a reason, right?

Prehistoric Unicorn

Unicorns are real.  There's nothing you can say to convince me otherwise. 

Obvious Answer

True story.  The kid never elaborated. 

Physics Need Not Apply

Raining underwater.  Yep.  Makes perfect sense.  And yes, I have indeed seen this sort of thing in children's television. 

X-Ray Vision

 There is a time and a place for bad puns.  This isn't it. 

Rock Dove

Pigeons in their natural habitat.

Defying Gravity

 Unicorns do what they like. 

Give the Dog a Bone

That's pretty good handwriting for a dog.  

House Grouse

To be fair, the circumstances in which these statements would actually be desirable are very minimal. 

Toast

 I have a feeling the smoke alarm gets a workout around here. 

End of the Rope

 Closely related to the Golden Rule is the Piñata Rule:  "Handle piñatas of others as ye would have them handle yours."  

Reality Check

It's all a matter of perspective. 

Pigmentastic

Scientists really have figured out the coloring for some dinosaurs, mostly from feathers.  Though nothing quite this exciting.  

I should probably clarify, that's not a real species.  I was just amusing myself. 

Zucchini Man

Some names are more obvious than others.  

Hot Cross Bunnies

Happy Easter!

Physics Malfunction

We should probably be worried, but they seem pretty happy at the moment.  

Just Add Gills

Given that dolphins can take on sharks and win, they really don't need to be any scarier. 

In the Doghouse

A little easier to get bailed out of than some places.  Just a bit more awkward.  

Trail Trial

Anni's take on a classic gag.  Slightly more complicated to pull off with a snowboard than with skis. 

Gorgon Rapunzel

One of Medusa's lesser-known relatives.  She has no trouble reaching the top shelf.  

House Party

I can only assume they're dancing to "Our House."  Sheer madness. 

Theropod Heritage

Dinosaurs walk among us, and some birds have not forgotten this. 

Deadhead Flowers

Admire it with the satisfaction of knowing it's supposed to look that way!  

Joey's Room

Probably shouldn't be eating in bed.   Oh, well.  At least his mum can share his comic books. 

Frankenstein's Blueprint

I guess this also answers the "why?". 

Fire Cat

With a pet like this, you can save on heating bills.  Not insurance, though. 

Rabid Vampire

Admittedly, with some vampires it's hard to tell the difference.  

The Leaning Tower of Tea-sa

I don't think herbal tea addiction is a thing, but we're about to find out.