Barn Dance

They're helping!  Maybe! 

Franken-Sense

An innocent misunderstanding, or a joke gone horribly wrong?  You decide. 

Kiss and Miss

Just a hunch. 

Traditionally Toasty

A belated Thanksgiving cartoon, which I promise isn't based on real life.  

Questionable Entertainment

A couple of these might work as parody cartoons, but given that small children don't understand sarcasm, it would still be inviting disaster. 

Window Shopping

Puppies are friends, not food. 

Leaf It Be

 Not the most practical way to make paper snowflakes.  But sometimes you just have to work with what you have. 

Birdy Teeth

To be fair, you'd probably freak out too. 

Closet Skeletons

Be careful of opening any closet in the Underworld.  Maybe it just contains shoes or old winter coats.  But not always. 

Tyrannosaurus Reaper

Yes, it's a predictable "T-rex has short arms" joke.  I'm tired.  Cut me some slack.  

Outrageous Rampage

Monsters have to die in a dramatic cinematic climax.  Didn't you know that? 

One-Eyed, One-Horned

Yesterday I was busy trying to finish something, and was completely fried by the time I was done.  Tried to draw a comic, but nothing was working.  So today I decided to color a silly doodle I did a while back.  Thus, this.  And now you get to have the song stuck in your head. 

Royal Pains

They probably should have eased her into this a bit more slowly.  A decade is a good minimum. 

Businessman!

Here to right corporate wrongs! 

Now and Future Queen

People don't usually worry about an infant's potential for megalomania.  Time to start worrying. 

Floral Necromancy

Ran out of stuff to summon, or is just lousy at working with non-plants?  You decide. 

Crystal Bull

Just as long as the future doesn't involve getting gored...

Airy

It amused me. 

Billboard Frill

You can bet that if ceratopsian dinosaurs were around today, this would happen sooner or later. 

Astro Logical

When astrology gets ugly. 

Sting Operation

For context, "mad honey" is a toxic honey made from rhododendron flowers, which causes hallucinations.   Good thing the cops are on the case. 

Golden Nonstandard

For when regular sports don't pose enough of a threat to life and limb.  If nothing else, they'd be pretty amusing to watch. 

Here's the first one.

Fish for Dinner

"I'm gonna eat you, little fishy..."

Phases of the Moon

It got bored. 

Automotivated

They may have had this conversation five or eight times already. 

Deep-Rooted

I've been doing a lot of weeding out in the garden lately, and much of that time is spent digging up the roots of said weeds.  So much time.  Maybe one century I'll actually beat them. 

Magic Charm

I like to call it "working smarter." 

No More Mushroom

Hopefully they're benevolent new neighbors, or this could get really ugly really fast. 

Lavander

 Volcanoes don't generally smell nice, except where these are growing. 

Bull Shark

Come for the safety risk.  Stay for the sanitation hazard.  

Poodle Revolution

For reference, the "continental clip" is the official name of that particularly silly haircut used for poodles in dog shows.  In theory it's based on the haircut used for poodles who actually needed to swim, or at least is a caricature of it.  Meanwhile, multicolored poodles are prohibited from competition.  Not the dumbest thing to ever show up in conformity shows, but still worth an eye-roll. 

Stinging Petal

Not a single one is the result of natural selection.  

Yes, this one is a day late.  My brain wasn't functioning yesterday.  Possibly not today either, judging by this. 

Metamorph

Your results may vary. 

A Page of History

The origin of HTTP codes, to the exasperation of many knights.  

The Cat's Funeral

The true story of a funeral held for a particularly ornery cat.  R.I.P. Siren. 

Blood in de Nile

The reason why holy water was invented.  

High School Lesson #5422

These horns were made for ramming, and that's just what they'll do. 

Wingman

...But she gets points for trying to help. 

Easter Basketball

It had to happen sooner or later. 

Cookie Pirates

 I have a sneaking suspicion that a dessert ban is in their future. 

Bible Belted

When Jesus said to suffer the little children to come unto Him, He didn't mean like this. 

Clean Checked Out

There are many questions.  I have no answers. 

Alpha Female

It's not about your abilities.  It's about knowing how to use them. 

Water Plus Fire

Where there's steam, sooner or later there shall be steampunk. 

Series Serious

And they all lived happily ever after.  Hopefully. 

Masculine Sparkles

We should probably be afraid. 

Condorian Gray

Did his wish to stay young and beautiful forever come true?  The world may never know. 

Projected Failure

The memories still haunt me. 

Overly Long Plot

I bet that mirror wishes it could have left with Snow White instead of having to listen to that entire monologue. 

Noble Gas Station

I'm very curious what kind of mileage you can get with an inert gas.